An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well" says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody
with his dick on his face".
. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.