A RESIGNATION LETTER:



A RESIGNATION LETTER:


Deleted Member

Sep 4, 07 at 11:37pm
Dear Sir,

This will confirm my fucking resignation
With your fucked up company. I have accepted
A lucrative position with a company where
Being a preverted bastard is not a job
Prerequisite for managerial skills.

I am looking forward to my new position and
The challenges that await me, unlike when I
Worked with you assholes.

My last day of work will be when you realize I
Came in late last night and cleaned out my desk,
Including all the supplies I requested and received
Last week.

Hopefully, your dumb ass can figure out all the
Shit I've left undone for the new team, as well
As the ongoing projects I never completed.

Once the company figures out that you don't know a
Damn thing, they will not only fire my replacement,
But your ass as well.

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should
You see me on the street, unless you want your ass kicked.

My experience with this fucking company has been very
Unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary.
She is a good fucker. She screwed me on your desk when
You were away. She told me that you screwed her every
Time she appealed for salary increment. She enjoyed sex
With me but not with a corpse like you. In short, you are
Not only a fucker but a poor fucker.

Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use
You as a stepping stone to a better future.

I wish you and the organization not a fucking thing,
Bitch-ass mother fuckers.

Yours sincerely,