A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from
the owner. “You sold me this frog and told me it would be able
to satisfy all my sexual desires!” The clerk tries to calm her down and asks, “Did you do what
I told you to do?”
“Yes, dammit! I got naked, lay back on my bed, and put him
between my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!”
The owner, looking confused, replies, “It’s a perfectly
trained frog. I can’t understand what’s wrong.”
He takes the woman and the frog to a back room in the shop,
where he places the frog on a small table next to a bed and
asks the woman to please lie down and remove her panties.
“What?” she shouts.
Turning to the frog, he says, “Now watch carefully, because
this is the last time I’m showing you this!” :wink: