Blonde Joke(probably an oldie!!)

Blonde Joke(probably an oldie!!)

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Sep 28, 07 at 05:49am
Bob, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to a good-looking blonde at the bar and stares up at the

The 10:00 PM News comes on. The news crew is covering the story of a man on the ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The blonde looks at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he will jump."

The blonde replies, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob places a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge does a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde is very upset, but willingly hands her $20 to Bob,
saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00PM News and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob takes the money.